Lonely
So, I’m totally free this weekend. No little sister (Cat), no significant other (Anees) and no onii-chan (Kasim). So, who wants to hang out?? I have NOTHING to do. I would rather go outside than sit on my ass at home and rot while playing Resident Evil 4 on my Wii.
I would like to go to the beach one day this weekend… Anyone wanna come with? I think Sunday looks like the better day. I’ll probably go to Coney Island… I can’t resist cotton candy, and those Skee-ball machines. They are the best thing ever! 
I’m all for some of the carnival games, especially the ‘Shoot water into the mouth of the clown and make the balloon pop’ game. I’m a rather good shot, if I do say so myself. 
I want to build some sand castles, bury someone up to their head. The usual fun beach stuff. Except one thing. I’m not going in that water. No. Absolutely not. Don’t even think about it. There’s probably tons of toxic runoff from Jersey… *hiss* That evil, smelly, rancid state.
Harry Potter
Anywhoo, I went to see Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix last night. Daniel Radcliffe got rather buff. He was hot. Certainly not as hot as Alan Rickman (Snapegasm), but rather good looking. Rupert Grint and Emma Watson haven’t changed much in looks. They look as I remember them from the previous movie. The twins Fred and George were awesome though. I’ve always been rather fond of them. As for Alan Rickman. His voice is silk. Deep, dark and sexy. He was featured a bit more in this film. He did a lot more talking and I did a lot more squealing. When he’s giving Harry his occlumency/legillimency lessons, he says quite a few things that are double entendres. Oh how I swooned. But, enough about Rickman! As for the movie itself, it was great. However, if you haven’t read any of the books and only watch the movie then you will be confused. There were major plot holes and important scenes that were missing. I found it easy to keep up, but it was rather disappointing to see some of my favorite scenes nixed from the movie. I won’t spoil it and say what, when and where. But if your memory of OOtP is as good as mine, you will get a bit miffed. The overall tone of the movie was rather dark, but it was that way in my mind so it wasn’t that shocking for me. It might send some anal retentive parents up in arms. And the scenes where Harry is dreaming… Goodness… All hot and sweaty rolling around in bed. Certainly not for little cretins, but definately for me.
Transformers
Transformers was amazing. I have no words to describe how awesomely badass this movie is. I love the cars. The sleek, shiny, sexy machines that would reduce any sane human to become violently aroused. Bumblebee, Ironhide, Barricade and Optimus Prime were my absolute favorites. Bonecrusher scared the living bejeesus out of me. He was really creepy. That thing is what nightmares are made of, and the wet dreams of engineers across the globe. The Autobots and Decepticons are voiced perfectly. I’m so glad they got professional voice actors to do it instead of some crappy celebrities. The original Optimus Prime guy is doing his voice. Tell me that isn’t awesome! If I were a Porsche, I would hit that. Totally. The movie had it’s dull moments though. The ‘teenagers’ and government interns were uninteresting to me. The ‘teenagers’, who looked a little too old to really be teens, were oversexed. I didn’t come to see a hot chick, show me the cars damnit! The government interns, just bland. Geeky guys and hot girl, no suprise there. The soldiers, however, are hilarious. Left cheek, man… Left cheek.
Beeotch
One thing that I do want to purchase thanks to this film is the BEE-OTCH air freshener. It was so adorable. I want it so badly! I would hang three in every room of my house. StickerGiant.com had them at one point, but they are all sold out. Gee, I wonder why?
Anyway… Come on people!! Call or message me. I check my email regularly, it’s Himani.loves.maltese@gmail.com. Save me from myself!!!